Zodiac Files: Aries is the kind of friend who….
People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
It’s a metaphor
Single and ready to reply with sarcastic remarks to any form of affection because that’s the only way I know how to mingle